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The Control Rods

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┌─────┐┌─────┐┌─────┐┌─────┐
│CTRL ROD ││CTRL ROD ││CTRL ROD ││CTRL ROD │
└─────┘└─────┘└─────┘└─────┘
(・∀・) Good, good. Everything looks good at the Y.M. Kuznetsov Nuclear Power Plant

((┌─────┐┌─────┐┌─────┐(( ┌─────┐ ))
((│CTRL ROD ││CTRL ROD ││CTRL ROD │(((│CTRL ROD │ ))
(( └─────┘└─────┘└─────┘(( └─────┘))
( ’~’) Whats this jigglin'...


PFFSSSHHHOOO
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  丿∥
┌─┛┗──┐
│CTRL ROD │
└─────┘

(;´Д`) AAAHHHH

(;´Д`) Ivan, call Kuz! (;´Д`) yes sir!

.... RING RING ..... RING RING.... RI-

[,|,★,,] 
ヽ(`Д´)ノ WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT

(;´Д`) the... the control rods... they exploded..

[,|,★,,]  [,|,★,,] 
ヽ(`Д´)ノ hes delusional, take him to the infirmary. ( ´ω`) yes sir
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its perfect.
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Should we tell director
kutay demir?

 [,,,,,|,★,, ]   [,,|★,,,,]  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ( ´Д`)  (´Д` ) < No, dont mention it
 (    )  (    ) | its just a leaky water tank, we can fix this ourselves.
 | | | | | |   \_______
 (__)_)  (__(_)

We at least need to call senior technical
engineer ceje trois'

 [,,,,,|,★,, ]   [,,|★,,,,]  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ( ´Д`)  (´Д` ) < Alright, lets get to the phone
 (    )  (    ) \_______
 | | | | | |  
 (__)_)  (__(_)


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 [ ,|,★,, ] 
 ( ´Д`) beep beep boop
 (    ⊇[]
 | | |  │
 (__)_) └───────┫


 [ ,|,★,, ]  Hello? Is this senior technical engineer ceje trois?
 ( ´Д`)∂[]
 (    )  │
 | | |   │
 (__)_)  └───────┫

 イ ̄ ̄ゝ 
 ( ・∀・)∂[] Yes, how can I help?
 (    )  │
 | | |   │
 (__)_)  └───────┫


( ´Д`) We think the control rods have exploded
(´Д` ) you dumbass, i said it was a water tank!
( ´Д`) comrade dima thinks its a water tank explosion
( ´Д`) either way, we need you to check it out
( ・∀・) Ill be there in 10 minutes


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4:01 AM, 1989, OMSK, USSR

 イ ̄ ̄ゝ  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ( ・~・) < A water tank explosion? Thats
 (    )  | fishy... i replaced those last week!
 | | |   \_____________
 (__)_)

 イ ̄ ̄ゝ ! / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ( ・~・) < Direct Kutay needs to hear about
 (    )  | this now!
 | | |   \_____________
 (__)_)


 イ ̄ ̄ゝ  Hello? Director kutay, we need to talk
 ( ・~・)∂[] theres been an incident at the plant
 (    )  │
 | | |   │
 (__)_)  └───────┫


  (::::::::::)
 (::(´ω`)::) ∂[] and? Your the fucking
  (   ) │ engineer, you fix this.
  || |    │
  (___)__)  └───────┫


  (::::::::::)
 (::(´ω`)::) [] Stupid fucks..
  (   ) ⊃ │
  || |    │
  (___)__)  └───────┫


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 イ ̄ ̄ゝ  Alright, bye kitty
 ( ・~・)    ∧∧___
 (    )   (゚Д゚,,)__ 丶~
 | | |    U U   U U
 (__)_)     Bye Senior Technical Engineer Ceje Trois


          Several hours later...

     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
     |     Welcome to the Y.M.         |
     |   Kuznetsov Nuclear Power Plant!    |
     \________________/

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                     ││
                     ││
                     ││
           ┌─────┤├──┐
           │ Y.M. KUZNETSOV │
           │              │
           │              │


 イ ̄ ̄ゝ
 (    ) Well... here I go
 ( O   )
 │ │ │
 (__ (__)
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 イ ̄ ̄ゝ   [,,|★,,,,]  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ( ’~’)  (´Д` ) < Comrade Ceje, you're here!
 (    )  (    ) \_______
 | | | | | |  
 (__)_)  (__(_)

Yes, show me the tank

 イ ̄ ̄ゝ   [,,|★,,,,]  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ( ’~’)  (´Д` ) < Comrade Ceje, you're here!
 (    )  (    ) \_______
 | | | | | |  
 (__)_)  (__(_)
    └───────────
    ┌───────────
    
 イ ̄ ̄ゝ Is this the lead tube to the feed tank, ivan?
 (    )
 ( O   )  [,,|,, ,,,]
 │ │ │ (    ) Yes, you're going to have to crawl
 (__ (__) (    ) in and get a better look, the main
  │ │ │ entrance is blocked off by rubble.
  (__ (__)

(´Д` ) You'll need this geiger counter
( ’~’) Thank you Comrade

    └───────────
     Ohhh.. this sucks
     ○   イ ̄ ̄ゝ ◎
    と⌒⌒つ ’~’)つ■
    ┌───────────
    
    
────────────────
    
     ○   イ ̄ ̄ゝ ◎
    と⌒⌒つ ’~’)つ■
────────────────
    
    * 21 minutes and 7 seconds of crawling later*
────┘   イ ̄ ̄ゝ    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
           ( ’~’)◎< Glad thats over...
           (  つつ■  \_______
────┐     )  ) )
          (__)__)
     

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        4:44 AM, 1989, OMSK, USSR
  [, ,|,★,,]       [, ,|,★,,] 
 (  ´д`)     (  ´д`)
 (つy=∩\=一   (つy=∩\=一
  | 」|》.|       | 」|》.|
 (__)_) (::::::::::) (__)_)       
      (::(´ω`)::) Well, im fucking here now,
       (   ) what do you dumbasses want?
       || |   
       (___)__) 

( ´Д`) Director Kutay! We have news to report
(::(´ω`)::) Spit it out.
( ´Д`) The power plant has stopped producing energy,
      if we go ont like this, there could be a meltdown!

(::(´ω`)::) There wont be a meltdown. Model K reactors dont meltdown
( ´Д`) but sir! the feed tank is blown! if it doesnt get water
      it will explode!
(::(´ω`)::) I've been doing this for 15 years, when i say it wont explode, it wont, got it?
( ´Д`) y-yes sir
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 イ ̄ ̄ゝ  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ( ’~’) < This must be the tank...
 (    )  \_______
 | | |
 (__)_)
                              ∴
                             ∴∵     * tssffff... *   
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                            ∵∵∴
              ┼────────┤   └──────────
              |                               
              | ######
              | ##   ##
              | #&#
              |       ∧_∧
              | と⌒⌒つ××)
              | 
              | 
              | 
              |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~│
              |    x        ><_>                    |
              └───────────────────────┼
                            イ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ゝ
                            /  : :::::::::::: :  ゙,
                            | ::: :::::::::::::: ::: |    WTF?! Theres fish in here?!
                              | :: ::::::::::::::::: :: |
                           | ::: ::::::::::::::: :: | 
                            > :: :::::::: :: < 
                          /  :: ::::::::::::::: ::  \
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 √ ̄ ̄ゞ  Somethings wrong here...
 ( ・~・)

      |\
/ ̄ ̄ ̄   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
| These tanks dont just   |
| "Explode", something   |
| had to have caused    |
| this. It could be a buildup|
| of steam in the control  |
| rods, that would cause   |
| cause them to explode,  |
| in turn, causing the     |
| feed tank to rupture.    |
| but.. this means the    |
| reactor is only minutes  |
| from melting down!    |
| I have to alert the     |
| control room at once!   |
\__________/
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......


/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| Hey sergei, did you hear that rumbling
| down in the rod room earlier?

   ̄|/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          \从/      / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
( ´Д`)       ∧≒∧   < Nah, it probably wasnt anything
/   |      ( ´∀`)   \ Just the janitor pushing his cart
|つ日 |     (つ∇ )     \______________
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄    
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| I dont know.. it was pretty loud

   ̄|/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
                / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
( ´~`)       ∧≒∧   < Stop being paranoid
/   |      (´∀` )    \______________
|つ日 |     (つ∇ )     
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄    

                  __
             三  / __ヽ    
             三三(∪;´д`) There have been reports of explosions in the rod room!
            三三三(  つ つ 
            三三 人 ヽノ
             三(__(__)

.....
          
( ´~`)       ∧≒∧
/   |      (´~` )
|つ日 |     (つ∇ )  

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     [,|,★,,] 
  ( `Д´)
  =〔~∪ ̄ ̄〕=====================
  = ◎――◎=====================
               _ 
           ┌─┴┴─┐
           │ YMKNPP│
           └─┬┬─┘
              ││ 


[,|,★,,]      [,,|★,,,,]
( `Д´)  (´Д` ) < Comrade Kuznetsov, you're here!
<⌒i .† l>    (    )
|l i| | |〆   | | |  
,ソ_,_i!_)__)    (__(_)

WHAT IS IT

[,|,★,,]      [,,|★,,,,]
( `Д´)  (´Д` ) < Comrade, I regret to inform you that the reactor
<⌒i .† l>    (    ) is currently melting down
|l i| | |〆   | | |  
,ソ_,_i!_)__)    (__(_)


......

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              ││
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              ││
    ┌─────┤├──┐
    │ Y.M. KUZNETSOV │
    │              │
    │              │

            _____        「|      __
  ./三三三\   |-_.__=_ __=| /_二三\    |FF|ニ|   |!_____i|   /⌒\
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  |==/\==\_ | _ ‐=‐   =-| /[Atelier.C]ヽ |E E E|日|  | ̄田 ̄田 ̄| | /≡≡≡
                   ____
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   ┌────────┐
   │*radiation* ####  │window
   │ 口口Π□□###  │
   └────────┘
  (::::::::::)
 (::(`ω´)::) WHO FUCKING LET THIS HAPPEN !
  (   )
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  (___)__)
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